A seventy million billion ton robot shooting and crashing into a building will not make it "tilt slightly" and when that building falls, it will not get stuck between two others like a bridge, ever, regardless what it's made of, especially if that same robot is still crawling through it and destroying chunks. b) One plane was enough to collapse a Twin Tower into dust. Any kind of moving metalpart coming in that much contact with it would self destruct by the time it made 3 steps. Dear Michael Bay, please realize the following: a) Moon sand is a highly corrosive and metal-unfriendly substance. How did that happen? Did they scan an Ire/Scot when they landed instead of a car? If so, weren't they supposed to turn into the robot-terminator-chick type from Transformers 2? Yes, there is a green robot with an Irish accent, and a red robot with a huge belly and a beard, with a Scottish accent. Since the black guy stereotypes in Transformers2 got some bad rep, Bay went the other way this time - Irish and Scottish. Hollywood, bridges do not have an open internet connection with a designated port for "Bridge Control API", otherwise every hacker would be lowering and raising bridges everywhere. He logs into the "bridge control", and lowers it. If I was Shia, I'd worry "Are you sure your lips don't hurt? Can we kiss? Won't a stitch break or something?"Īt one point, a guy "hacks" a bridge. Also, lips are not supposed to look like that. A horrible actress, pretentious character and a so obnoxiously unnecessary role the movie would have been two stars better if she were not there at all. Bay walks into modeling agency, closes his eyes and says "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, you're the clone that comes along!", thereby picking out the 403rd pair of tits in the lineup. Rosie has to be mentioned again as a standalone entry. I will also mention the "romance" between Optimus Prime and America - the "one and only real and holy country in the world". The romance part is so awful, so cheesy in this movie, it takes down a star right off the bat. Rosie and Shia wouldn't know how to fake chemistry if someone wrapped a lead pipe in the periodic table and beat them upside their botoxed faces for an hour. Minor spoilers and bad guy ultimate plot revealed in last paragraph, but it's so stupid you want to know it.
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